Serendipity

The laws of chance, strange as it seems,
Take us exactly where we most likely need to be
[David Byrne]

quinta-feira, 17 de março de 2005

He’s just not that into you

Continuação:

Elaine - Listen, lemme ask you something. When you're with a guy, and he tells you he has to get up early, what does that mean?
Jerry - It means he's lying.
Elaine - Wow...
Jerry - Why? Is that what he told you?
Elaine - Yeah, last night. Oh, come on... Men have to get up early some time...
Jerry - No. Never.
Elaine - Jerry! I'm sure I've seen men on the street early in the morning.
Jerry - Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
Elaine - Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?
Jerry - Anything's possible...
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