Breakthroughs that prevent breakdowns

Virgo Horoscope for week of October 20, 2005

It's high time for you to lose control - in the most constructive way possible, please. You can no longer afford to be as tightly wound as you've been lately. To get yourself in the mood for breakthroughs that will prevent breakdowns, consider carrying out some of the following acts:

a) Fingerpaint on your TV screen;
b) Dance on your bed, imitating a black bear that has drunk a bottle of vodka;
c) Ask an intimate friend to use lipstick to write "I am inscrutable" on your belly;
d) Have dinner with a person who makes you uncomfortable in an interesting way;
e) Buy a bull penis walking stick at Bumsteer.com and use it on a stroll to the corner store;
f) Write candid confessional letters to people from whom you've been hiding an important truth, but don't mail the letters.

[uma mão-cheia de bons conselhos, daqui]